My dearest Tuna Salad,
Thank you. Thank you for being yummy and nutritious. Others may complain about your odor, but I can look (smell?) past all that. You provide all my favorite macronutrients, you protein-dense, mayonnaise-enveloped temptress. You provide infinite possibilities for crunches, from pickles to bell peppers to good ol’ celery. You play so nicely with bread, tostadas, crackers, and even avocados. Thank you for being quick and cheap to prepare. I can always count on you for a delicous post-workout meal. Thank you for always being there when I need you. My dearest Tuna Salad, thank you.
Yours forever,
Carlos
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